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Dante's Developer Inferno...


1st circle of hell

a place reserved for windows programmers, People that believe in 100% code coverage (tests), and of course a place forSteve Jobs

2nd circle of hell

a place reserved for people reselling wordpress themes, and people that recommend Wix or squarespace to their friends.

3rd circle of hell

a place reserved for talented devs working at Amazon, Oracle, or Facebook... however the 3rd circle of hell is no different in appearence or duties as working at Amazon, Oracle, or Facebook.

4th circle of hell

a place reserved for developers that don't drink or socialize. They are tortured with computers that cannot access porn on the internet.

5th circle of hell

San Fransisco.

6th circle of hell

a place reserved for Recruiters that don't know the difference between java and javascript... they are tortured by having to learn coffee script and perl.

7th circle of hell

a place reserved only for Jeff Bezos, Larry Ellison, Hitler, the Donald, Bill Cosby, any dev that likes Journey, and travis kalanick


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