I’m celebrating my 30th birthday November 4th. I am completely flabbergasted that I have lived this long. So in honor of my 30th I’d like to put out to the world a list of things that could have killed me, or could have led to situations that could have killed me.
- Fell off a cliff at a rock quarry into a foot and a half of water
- Broke my back snowboarding (later broke my clavicle snowboarding)
- Fist fight at our Christmas formal that Heavy B saved me from having a 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels smashed through the back of my head.
- Having a old guy crash through the window into our retail location with his car.
- 3 car accidents
- 1 near car accident because we were having a 6 person Nerf gun fight in a mini-van I was driving, but its okay because we won
- Almost hit by a NYC subway
- Food poisoning in Tianjin China.
- Almost drowned surfing hurricane swell at Salt Creek (double overhead)
- Guy at Johnny Brenda’s in Fishtown pulled his gun on us
- Almost drowned by pod of dauphins
- Hit a deer with a car in Minnesota
- United almost crashing the plane on my way home to California (totally not kidding) last December
- Not really life threatening but I feel like its worth mentioning I was almost Deported back to Canada (I have dual-citizenship)
- Fell off a rooftop in Philadelphia